| Saale Nao Mubbarak |
| Gelukkige nuwe jaar |
| Gezuar Vitin e Ri |
| Snorhavor Nor Tari |
| Kul 'am wa antum bikhair |
| Sheta Brikhta |
| Yeni Iliniz Mubarek! |
| Shuvo Nabo Barsho |
| Bloavezh Mat |
| ×åñòèòà Íîâà Ãîäèíà(pronounced "Chestita Nova Godina") |
| Soursdey Chhnam Tmei |
| FELIÇ ANY NOU |
| Xin Nian Kuai Le |
| Pace e Salute |
| Sretna Nova godina! |
| Blwyddyn Newydd Dda |
| Šťastný Nový rok (or Stastny Novy rok) |
| Godt Nytår |
| Ufaaveri Aa Aharakah Edhen |
| GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR! |
| Kiortame pivdluaritlo |
| Felican Novan Jaron |
| Head uut aastat! |
| MELKAM ADDIS AMET YIHUNELIWO! |
| RUHUS HADUSH AMET |
| Onnellista Uutta Vuotta |
| Bonne Annee |
| Bliadhna mhath ur |
| Bo Nadal e Feliz Aninovo |
| Prosit Neujahr |
| GILOTSAVT AKHAL TSELS! |
| Kenourios Chronos |
| Nutan Varshbhinandan |
| Hauoli Makahiki Hou |
| L'Shannah Tovah |
| Naye Varsha Ki Shubhkamanyen |
| (Cantonese) Sun Leen Fai Lok |
| Boldog Új Évet Kivánok |
| Selamat Tahun Baru |
| Sal -e- no mobarak |
| Sanah Jadidah |
| Bliain nua fe mhaise dhuit |
| Felice anno nuovo |
| Akimashite Omedetto Gozaimasu |
| Asegwas Amegaz |
| Hosa Varushadha Shubhashayagalu |
| SOMWAKA OMOYIA OMUYA |
| Snem Thymmai Basuk Iaphi |
| Sua Sdei tfnam tmei |
| Saehae Bock Mani ba deu sei yo! |
| NEWROZ PIROZBE |
| Laimīgo Jauno Gadu! |
| Laimingu Naujuju Metu |
| Sabai dee pee mai |
| Srekjna Nova Godina |
| Tratry ny taona |
| Selamat Tahun Baru |
| Nveen Varshachy Shubhechcha |
| Puthuvatsara Aashamsakal |
| Kum Thar Chibai |
| Is-Sena t- Tajba |
| Nawa Barsha ko Shuvakamana |
| Godt Nyttår |
| Nua Barshara Subhechha |
| Nupela yia i go long yu |
| Masaganang Bayung Banua |
| Nawai Kall Mo Mubarak Shah |
| Sal -e- no mobarak |
| Manigong Bagong Taon! |
| Szczesliwego Nowego Roku |
| Feliz Ano Novo |
| Nave sal di mubarak |
| AN NOU FERICIT |
| S Novim Godom |
| Manuia le Tausaga Fou |
| Sretna nova godina |
| Nayou Saal Mubbarak Hoje |
| Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa |
| Nawan Saal Shala Mubarak Theevay |
| Stastny Novy rok |
| sreèno novo leto |
| Iyo Sanad Cusub Oo Fiican! |
| Feliz Ano ~Nuevo |
| Heri Za Mwaka Mpyaº |
| GOTT NYTT ÅR! /Gott nytt år! |
| Warsa Enggal |
| Eniya Puthandu Nalvazhthukkal |
| Losar Tashi Delek |
| Noothana samvatsara shubhakankshalu |
| Sawadee Pee Mai |
| Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun |
| Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku |
| Naya Saal Mubbarak Ho |
| Yangi Yil Bilan |
| Chuc Mung Tan Nien |
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda!
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The New Year may be a significant event for many people. But the absurdities of the celebration cannot escape a skeptic's mind. Here are some funny New Year quotes. What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh? You can share your joy by greeting everybody with these funny New Year quotes.
Mark Twain
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
James Agate
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Eric Zorn
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Charles Lamb
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Mark Twain
New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Judith Crist
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.
Anonymous
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
Anais Nin
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Oscar Wilde
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Robert Paul
I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Anonymous
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Leonard Bernstein
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
G. K. Chesterton
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterwards. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
Mark Twain
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
James Agate
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Eric Zorn
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Charles Lamb
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Mark Twain
New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Judith Crist
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.
Anonymous
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
Anais Nin
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Oscar Wilde
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Robert Paul
I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Anonymous
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Leonard Bernstein
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
G. K. Chesterton
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterwards. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
William Arthur Ward
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
Benjamin Franklin
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.
Aisha Elderwyn
Every new year people make resolutions to change aspects of themselves they believe are negative. A majority of people revert back to how they were before and feel like failures. This year I challenge you to a new resolution. I challenge you to just be yourself.
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
Benjamin Franklin
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.
Aisha Elderwyn
Every new year people make resolutions to change aspects of themselves they believe are negative. A majority of people revert back to how they were before and feel like failures. This year I challenge you to a new resolution. I challenge you to just be yourself.
